Signs that I drink to much coffee...

1. The other day I was driving down the road when I caught someone having a storage unit sale. I flipped around through a parking lot across the street from it. I was waiting behind this big yellow moving truck in order to get across to the sale. I sat and sat and sat wondering when this guy was ever going to go, there were may opportunities. Well after about I don't know 4 minutes or so I realized I was behind a big yellow PARKED moving truck! If I wasn't so zippity do doh on caffeine I might have realized it a little sooner.

2. You know you have a problem when someone asks you how your weekend was on a Monday and you reply "I can't remember".

3. I was taking a shower and some of my hair was standing up behind my head. I saw it out of the corner of my eye and freaked out thinking first it was my cat, and then second a really big spider. Don't ask me how I thought my cat was in the shower floating behind me head???

4. I work all day and at the end of my long hard day I seem to have accomplished absolutely nothing. Go figure.

5. I drink a double shot espresso in the morning, a energy drink in the afternoon and its still not enough.

6. Irritable, Irritable , Irritable. Did I mention I was irritable? My family can use your prayers!

7. Really, how many times can you put warm things in the fridge and cold things in the cupboard?

8. I know I have a problem and Ive wanted to quit for a long time, years even. I know its not good for me and I know it makes me irritable, confused, ditsy and many other things, but I cant seem to stop. I'm waiting for them to come out with CA (coffeeholics anonymous).